Aqua Team Hunger Force

[Kimem]

Howdy y'all. I'm making a clan called Aqua Team Hunger Force. (Perhaps some of you have seen the show). Any ways. ATHF will be the defenders of the earth in case anything very odd happens. Say, a large meatball attacks, or a mad scientist attacks with his rainbow ray. I'm not realy trying to make this seem childish, its just a clan for people to join, hang out, talk about other threads, and make new friends. So just sign up! This is a IC forum but i dont mind OOC posts. No need to make up chars...just use your account name.

Name: Kimem
Rank: Captain
Description: Fat guy in the corner of the room with a large class of ale and a ciggy hangin out of my mouth. wears red trench cloak cut in between the legs, but a solid top (not split like most)
I'll give out ranks although they serve no real purpose. First come first serve!

[MC_Fett]

Well........ seeing as how you are a "friend" i guess i'll join. I like the show anyway.

Name: MC Fett

[Kimem]

Alrighty. MC Fett, you are now my Spasmatic 8th Lt. Congrats!...any ways lol.
Btw, I do have AIM if any of you need to contact me in real time. Handle is Kimem05!

[MC_Fett]

Sweet........... Im spasmatic......... yeah and i got one them there AIM handles too....... MCFett4u............ not that you would want to talk to me

[Kimem]

Ive had a change of mind for all you members to be. Post you name and your rank at your fist post. Thats right you can be any rank you wish. (Just remember im the 'leader' of it.) as if it matters anyways ;) And also put in a description of what you look like in the ATHF world if you wish.

[MC_Fett]

<<Guess ill post a description>>

Name: MC Fett
Rank: Spasmatic 8th Lt.
Description: My backpack gots jetts, Im Jango the Fett, I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my vette. Chillin in Deep space. A mask is over my face, I deliver the prize but i still narrow my eyes cuz my time i dont like to waste. Getdown!

[Snakeeyes]

hrm......well.....you all know me so
yo........need I say more????

[XilkRedtear]

AAAAAA I HEART ATHF!!!....sorry bout that...I am one hell of a fan of the treo and a bad speller...just wondering if i could join your clan cause it sounds fricken awsome.......(i'll just die if i cant get in....errrrr).yea so um I guess just for fun i'll post a discription & stuff.........


Name: XilkRedtear
Rank: hopeing to be sergent of the meatwadd iglu patrol...
Hair color : white
Eye color:white
Weapon: twin maggunms
hight: 6'2
Discription: funny guy with a happy attitude, he wheres a long red cape and long vlack pants, black boots, and no shirt (just kidding he has a white shirt), he has a slender build and pail skin.

" c'mon concidder me for joining I would be cool....heh:D

[XilkRedtear]

oh and one other thing.......my back pacs got jets!!!


heh sorry

[Kimem]

Ohoy there!
Welcome Xilkredtear to the clan! Hes our leader of the...uhh, Meatwad iglu patrol! hehe. C'mon people! Lets give him a hand! :imu:

[MC_Fett]

Welcome person whose name i forgot to get........... I am the spasmatic 8th Lt of the Master Shake submarine Gangus Kaan force. and no i am the only one with the jets around here. and dont be dissin the rap pal.... hehe............... and yes my vette does fit in my submarine that doubles and a television show sound stage.

" Wooden eels!!!"

[Ramoth]

Hi there. Name's Ramoth. At least I think. I also think that I will be Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
bio: 5" even, long silver hair, black eyes and gold skin. I learned to fly from some guy on Beta Ix while falling from a mountain and in the process found my long lost blue satchel.
"Share and Enjoy"

[Kimem]

Howdy and welcome Ramoth! That makes 4 in out magnificant trio....wait...anyways. Time to start IC posts!

Kimem stumbles into HQ, which ocnviently has a bar set up, waiting for him. He somehow mananges to get to the bar and pour himself a drink (spilling most of it). He hears the door open....
"Cheers!" He yells to the person who walked in...

[Ramoth]

Ramoth stands in the doorway, the sun glinting behind her as she stares at Kimem, barely able to stand. She smacks her forehead with the palm of her hand and nods her head. "Kimem," she begins, "What have I told you about drinking Kava?"

[MC_Fett]

MC Fett drove his vette through the wall into HQ, crashing in the bar area. he paused and looked around. "WHAT IS THIS!" he yelled " NO DRIVE IN!" he smacks himself silly { if you know the feeling of smacking yourself like this i would like to know so i can imagine that pain.}

He gets out and goes to the bar. He pours himself a drink and begins to drink it. It all runs down the sleek helmet. "Damn i forgot i wear a mask.........." He decides he doesnt want a drink

[Ramoth]

Ramoth dusts herself off and picks herself up off of the ground after MC Fett nearly ran her into the wall. She walks up to him, picks up his half empty glass and pours it on his helmet (not that it did any good). Afterwards she smacks him with a very large stick and jumps in his vette and drives off.

[MC_Fett]

DAMN ! that was my green one.... guess ill drive the BMW..................." he said as a windsheild wiper comes out and wipes off his helmet.

A BMW then comes out of nowhere. He gets in and drives it into a wall.............. he then gets out.......... " damn! that was a steel wall!"

[Kimem]

Kimem stares dubiously at Fett as he smashes into the wall and calmly gets out, cursing the steel wall. He belches loudly then beats his head against the table to somewhat sober up.
"We need to follow her! Aqua Team! ASSEMBLE!!!!..." Kimem throws his hand in the air as if he were important. He then looks around again to see that no one was coming.
"Well, we can follow her i guess...." He says to Fett. "To the Microbus!"
Kimem walks (or stumbles) to a door with a sign saying 'Garaje'. He throws the door open and sees several pot-heads standing around his microbus.
"What the-!? ...Okay...for the last time, this is not a hippie toaster! Its uhh...a ...the...just go away."
He then clumbers into his Micro bus with fett following and smashes threw the wall infront of him, pursuing the Vett.

[MC_Fett]

MC Fett proceded to catch a hippie on fire. finding it funny that he was still smoking the joint while flaming. He then realizes that Kimem had left him......... He then uses his jet pack to lift off but hits the garage's roof. He falls on his butt...... Realizing Kimem is far away he yells " To the Delorian, fast!" he runs into the batcave and gets in the Delorian. He turns on the car and then it dies. " Damn i wish i had got that FLuxcapacitor installed" He then turns in on again and follows the micro bus

[XilkRedtear]

AAAA text color change!!!! XilkRedtear climbs over MC fett's Vett, holding a sack of meat in one hand and a broken CD player in the other ..............." heh nice parking job Fett.........hey!....I got a bag of new recruts" (( he holds up the bag))... what going on?......(( he looks at the bar ))...... " OOOOO DRINKS!!......heh " (( he quickly hops over Fetts Vett and plops down on the bar and slaps the sack of meat on the bar))......" I heart booze" :D

[MC_Fett]

ooc: did you read ne of what just happened Xilk...........

the delorian went down the road at 4 and a 1/3000 mph. He was catchin up to the micro bus fast.

[Kimem]

<ooc: hey Xilk....hate to say but ur just a lil late...we already leaft hehe...just uh....edit and say that u like ...jumped in the back of my Bus hehe :imu: >

[XilkRedtear]

ooc err....sorry...CPU be lagging or somthing....err.......

[XilkRedtear]

heh me no smart.....forms dont lag...,..(( me runs after the microbus.......))

[MC_Fett]

<<ooc: hey dont double post man. you can click edit button in button corner of post.>>

[Kimem]

<ooc: doesnt atter to me if you double post...i realy dont care at all hehe...and i dont realy see why people get mad at you when you do...just some people dont think to use the edit thingy; just dont let it get out of hand ;) >

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC: well its more conservative and stuff to use edit and all that hippy crap>>

[Kimem]

<IC> Kimem continues chasing down the Vett. Then he realizes thayt he is alone and stops on the brake, casusing both Fett's Delorian and Xilk to smash into the back of his Bus. Kimem lumbers out of his bus and shouts at them to hop aboard...

[XilkRedtear]

XilkRedtear slams into the back of Fetts Car....he steps back and rubs his face a bit....."err....what the hell is going on...." he drops the sack of meat and rubs his eyes...."grrrr...you made me drops good meat!"...

[Kimem]

<OOC: Hey xilk, Fett isnt in his Vett atm...it was stolen...which is why we are chasing it....hes in his delorian atm...> :bouncer:

[XilkRedtear]

ooc err..heh I used the edit to chang Vett into car........heh i'm error prone sorry...and me spelling.......

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, still speeding away in Fett's Vette, stops and glances back through the dust at Kimem, Xilt, and Fett. In the distance she sees...a...toaster. No, wait, that's a microbus. "Stupid hippies," she mutters and revs the engine as she speeds away again, leaving a trail of dust.
Once going again Ramoth reaches into her once lost and now found blue satchel and removes a can of olive oil that has been mislabeled as soda and a cliff bar. She figures if she's going to be in a high speed *cough, hack* chase she might as well eat something first. Upon eating the cliff bar and spitting out the olive oil she decides to give Fett and his entourage a sporting chance. She stops suddenly and waits. And waits. And while she's waiting she finds a nutrimatic drink machine and demands that it make her some tea.

[XilkRedtear]

XilkRedtear looks at Ramoth in the distance, then looks to fetts now messed up Delorain , he looks threw the window...."you ok?"

[MC_Fett]

Fett looked out the window to the Xilk who was standing outside his window. Fett then yelled "HAHA! The engine is in the back of the car!" He turns to car floors it to the right hitting a bunny rabbit and the engine falls out the back of the car. The rabbit hopps away. "Dang it! If i had only been driving a Deuce and a Quarter!" Fett gets out and gets in the micro bus.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk scraches his head and hops onto the bus with sack of raw meat in hand..."ok wheres this feald trip to?" he grins widely:D

[Kimem]

Kimem hobbles back into his loaded Hippie Toaster...err...Microbus and tries to speep off. Eventhough he floored the gas, the bus only putted down the street at an amazing 12.7 Miles per hour (it is a VW). After about 10 minutes, they started closing on the vett...

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk's grin widens......"yea were gaining on um..........kinda." he climbs over the seat and plops down in the front passanger side..."this thing go any faster?"....he grits his teeth and makes his hands into fists..." who dose this joker thing he is?!"
:extra6:

[MC_Fett]

Fett looked up at Kimem stirring the bus. " Hey kimem i have a question," he said. "can we stop pedalling this thing now?"

[Ramoth]

Ramoth sees in the distance the toaster-like vehicle moving towards her. She turns the car around and waits for the bus to get closer. And she waits. As she's waiting, she sees a bunny rabbit hopping by. "Stupid rabbit. I'll rotissierie you when I'm done stealing Fett's Vette." Finally, the bus gets within a few feet of her. She taps the gas and jumps forward, trying to stay within hanging distance of the bus. Just to be fair.

[MC_Fett]

Fett looked out the window, still pedaling, and saw what looked like a wad of meat riding a tricked out scooter. "Hmm maybe i should get one for the Submarine."

[XilkRedtear]

grrr....xilk gets out the the van and trots along side of it ....."man ...shure could fetts vett right about now"

[MC_Fett]

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ooc: Typing with a blanket over you head is hard.

[Ramoth]

<OOC: Typing with a...blanket...man you're weird. I'll bet you and my brother would get along.

<IC: Ramoth smacks forehead again and decides to leave those bumbling idiots in the dust. She sped away to the next town called Mos Espa and stopped to stretch and rest, when she was almost ran off the road by another delorian.

[MC_Fett]

ooc: funny how we do that isnt it.

Fett looked out the window to see a sign that read. " Mos Espa. Population: 480 and 2/ 46 1/2 x10 to the 8 3/4 power" Confused fett smacked himself with Xilks meat.

[XilkRedtear]

ooc= heh Delorians are made of like tin....they are not built to last, thats for shure lol

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk looks threw the bus window to see MC Fett smack himself with his sack of meat..."hey! be nice to my youngins" :D

[MC_Fett]

Confused further Fett leans forward and hits his helmet on Kimems seat, though he couldnt feel nething because of the helmet. He decided to get the bus moving faster so he climbed up on the roof and turned on his jet pack, giving the bus a boost.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk yelps as he grabs on to the back of the bus for dear life....."now were talkin!!!"

[Kimem]

Kimem looked at the population sign of Mos Espa, reading 134,974,142,900 (which is what 480 and 2/46iths times .5x10^8.75th power is) people. He looked at Fett beating himself with the meet sack. Confused by fett's strange behavior, he snatched the meatsack away from him ans started beating himself.
Kimem then had to hang on for dear life as Fett propelled the bus with his jetpack.

[MC_Fett]

Fett still propelling the bus, sees a bunny rabbit hop out into the road and the bus hits it, stopping it dead in its tracks............. but Fett kept going. He flew with so much force of the jet pack that he landed right in the back of the vette.

[Kimem]

"Damn Rabbit! Always screwin things up! Now my toaster is messed up...only got one set of pedals now!" :extra3:
Kimem jumped put of the Micro bus, kicked the rabbit, got back in the bus, and started pedaling it towards Fett's Vette, with Fett hanging out the back...

[XilkRedtear]

xilk grabs hold of fetts foot as he keeps going..he lets go and falls on the hood of fetts vetts hood with a tthud......"errrrrrr where am I?".....he sits up to rub the back of his head whean he realizes where he is...."gerr...hey!...I found your Vett!"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk looks threw the vett winsheald to see Ramoth, he smirks at her and hen frowns....."this your car?.........no....I dont think so.......c'mon now...give it back" he shakes his finger at her.:p

[Ramoth]

Ramoth laughs in Xilk's face. "You think I'll give it up that easy?"
She shifts into reverse and floors it, driving backward around the Mos Espa loop. Fett and Xilk are hanging on for dear life. She narrowly misses colliding with Kimem and the crippled microbus and permantly paralyzing Fett, who is still hanging out the back. Suddenly, and out of nowhere, a blanket falls over Ramoth's head! "Oh no!" she shouts as she careens into a semi.

[MC_Fett]

MC Fett stood up tall on the Vette. "haha i knew that blanket would come in handy, and Alfred said i shouldnt keep it on the utility belt! HAHA! I can finally have my car back."

[Kimem]

Kimem was convinced at this point, that this whole thing was a pot dream. He pinched himself. Ugh, its real. He thought to himself. He gets back in the Microbus and starts pedaling in reverse untill he reaches he Vette/Semi colision. He stumbles out of the bus, and walks up to the driver's door.
"I see you medication has stopped working, Ramoth. C'mon, lets go back to head quarters and I'll get you some new drugs---i mean medicine."
He then walks to the back of his Bus, grabs a chain, and chains the Vette to the bus.
"Everyone in! The more of us that are pedaling the faster we can get back."

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk stands up and rubs his head...."eh?...ok ....I think i'll be needing some of them drugs too...I mean medicine....heh :D ............he jumps into the bus and lays down falling asleep

[Snakeeyes]

I feel left out........................yeah...........

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC: yeah, you should feel left out>>

MC Fett jumped in the back of the Micro Bus, stepping on Xilk's head as he goes by. He stops and looks down at him lying there. " Hey! Get up and pedal pal! No one said you could just sit there and sleep!" Fett kicks him in the gut with the tip of his boot. "You listening to me!"

[Snakeeyes]

<< ooc: ..|._ shut up Graham >>

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC: interesting how you use the thing I {as in me} invented. As long as Kimem runs this place you'll have to talk to him about joining otherwise stop with you pointless posts.>>

Fett started pedaling as fast as he could, being hard pulling a Vette behind him. "Darn why couldnt it have been a Ugo!"

[Kimem]

<ooc: Yes, snake, don't post randomly unless it has to do with the thread. if you want to join, say so...dont just say u feel left out.>

[Snakeeyes]

((anyways I did that cause I knew you'd know what it was. any ways Kimem told me to post my info)

Name: Snakeeyes
Discription: Tall Slim, Long White hair, Black Cloth and black trench coat.

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC:........ LOL no offense but your description said "cloth" so all you have on is a black trench cloak and a piece of cloth...... im slightly confused on whether you could be let into Taco Bell...>>

[Snakeeyes]

((LOL!!!!!! You be quit you know I can't spell worth a crap))

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC: wesa spek englis round hea. Dont be spek da ebonics.>>

[Snakeeyes]

(((((((ooc *slaps himself* ))))))

[Kimem]

IC: Kimem and his crew pedal for a while before arriving at HQ. Kimem clamboured out of the Bus, hardly able to stand.
"Damn, i need to lose some weight..." He mumbled.

The Aqua Team Hunger Force HQ was located at 612 Wof Avenue, in an abandoned warehouse, next to MelonShakers, the G-Gentlemen's club...anyways. The Team had remodled the warehouse to look nice, complete with a bar, disco floor, weight/sparring room, and bedrooms. There WAS a kitchen, but unfortunatly, Fett destroyed most of it with is Vett.

Kimem walked in the door, opened the garaje door, then went back out side and parked his Microbus. Walking back through the warehouse, he looked at the hole made by the Vette.
"Well, i guess we ned to seal up that hole..."

[Snakeeyes]

IC>>

Snake went and sat at the bar and got a drink.

[MC_Fett]

Fett went and looked at the damage of his Vette. he decided it would take too much time to repair and caught the thing on fire with his flame thrower... " O well it was a fun chase." He then proceded to his garaje around back, he opened it and there were 8 more vettes there. He began installing theft systems that allowed only him to touch the car or the person gets electricuted. "This ought to keep them off it."

[Ramoth]

Ramoth scratches her head as she falls out of the microbus. "But I thought your name was Fett," she whined, stumbling around and falling on Kimem. "Ah well. Maybe it was those drugs I was on."
*whispering to Fett and Xilk* "You know, Kimem just doesn't want to admit what the real problem is. He thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not. I know the truth. And I can fly."

[MC_Fett]

Fett returned around front after rigging up the cars with his security system. "But my name is Fett........." He looks at everyone else. " Give her some more drugs" He shoves some drugs in her mouth. holding her head back and closing her nose so she had no choice but to swallow. " haha that'll teach you"

[Ramoth]

NO!!!! Okay fine, I'll quit trying to scare Xilk and act normal. Just please, no more drugs! *cough*

[Kimem]

The phone rings. Kimem walks over and picks it up.
"Hello. ....yah... ....what?... ...what do u mea-" He was cut off; the line went dead.
Kimem looked around the room slowly. Ramoth, being drugged up by Fett (hmmmm....); Xilk, wadering around aimlessly; Fett, drugging up Ramoth; and Snakeeyes, sitting a little too calmly at the bar, drinking.
"That was the 'Gunmen', from down the road. They Just declare war on us for ownership of this warehouse. And they said they have a spy in my ranks..."
Kimem looked around the room again. Which one? Kimem thought to himself sadly. Which one...

[MC_Fett]

Fett stood there as kimem looked around at who might be the spy............ He kept his peice knowing that would only make ppl think it was him........... and it wasnt. He stood there and suddenly his wipcord shot out of his arm and punchered Carl from next door through the head. Carl yelled back " Hey! Whosa shootin the flashy rope at me! You hit my head.... and poor poor Groober.....He was such a young hippopatimus." He shook his fist at Fett.

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, now having to concentrate to stand up, tried rather unsuccessfully to look inconspicuous. She knew it wasn't her, at least she thought it wasn't, and she didn't want to be falsely accused. After a moment or two of struggling, she grabbed onto Fett's shoulder to steady herself. His whipcord then shot out and the recoil knocked her to the ground. She tried to get up, and after she couldn't, decided she liked it there and laid where she fell.
"Well," she thought, "If they accuse me at least I'm too drugged to remember it in the morning."
On second thought, she started screaming "IT'S NOT ME!!!! I SWEAR!!!!"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk slams his sack of meat down on the bar and reaches inside...he pulls out a clump of meat " 'll teach you to spy on us!!!!....I trusted you!!!".....he then takes the sack of meat and slams it aganst the wall..."you all will pay for your comrads mistakes!!":!@#$%:

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk falls to the floor......he looks around at what he has done....peaces of meat and riped sack spread around him........" w-what have I done?.......NOOOOOO! MY CHILDREN!.........I'M A BAD MOTHER!!!.....ummm..I mean father...err........never mind"...he looks at the others, then the Aqua team leader....."So what are we gonna do boss?......":p

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, still on the floor, thinks to herself, "Wow, someone stranger than me. How odd," And the falls asleep.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk looks around shifty eyed :devil: as he kicks the peaces of meat under a nearby table :extra1: ......he streaches a bit and humms to himself a bit.

[Kimem]

Kimem, stunned, stares at Xilk. "Well, we know who was the spy i supose. What kinda meat was that Xilk?"
He walks around for a minute, reaching the bar finnaly, and gets a drink. Was it realy the sack of meat? He thought to himself. He finnaly convinced himself it was. Kimem stood up suddenly.
"Our next Mission is to rid this neighboorhood of te Gunmen!" He laughed as if he were mad. He slowed his laughing, and eventually, after nearly cracking a rib, sat back down.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk smiles:p ...."yea but umm...why do we have to get rid o them?.........I heart guns....the make us American!...heh not realy:rolleyes: ....but if we gotta do it we gotta do it rithg?".....he reaches into his pokit and pulls out a 44 magnum, he drop it and it gose off shooting a hole in the bar right next to Kimem..."oops sorry:p ......he slowly pick it up and holds it up in the air..."heh now I'm redy!"

[MC_Fett]

" Gunmen is just a flashy name" Fett said. he pulled out his blaster and twirled it in his hand then reholstered it. "Id be careful where you shoot that thing Xilk or ppl are gonna think YOU are trying to execute Kimem"

[XilkRedtear]

:D "heh yea well...sorry..." he re holsters his mag and walks over to the bar and takes a seat......."wheres the wisky?:p "

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk gets tired of sitting around wateing for a drink, so he gets up and walks behind the bar and pours himself a drink....."hey any body want a drink?" :D

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk downs his drink and fills the cup up again...."So how do we plan on going about this?.....desposing of the Gunmen and all?"....he jums up mon the bar and sits at the edge letting his legs hang off...

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, now less under the effect of the drugs, decides to get up. She walks over to the bar and sits down next to Kimem and asks Xilk for an iced coffee heath mocha. When he confusedly admits that he can't make one because there's no coffee she settles for a glass of water.
Kimem gives Ramoth a look that says "So, are you back to normal yet?"
Ramoth knows that normal is relative but nods anyway.
"I got that dune buggy in the garaje with the gaitlin gun mounted on the side and the grenade launcher on top," she suggests. "We could use that."

[XilkRedtear]

hey we could use my Wacky fun tricked out scooter with the robot arms and the wacky fun plasma gun on the front..... a bit slow...but packs some heat it dose!:D ...........

[MC_Fett]

"Well i got a couple of more vettes and i got a car that is tricked out with a whole crap load of tricky gadgets and cool explosives. I can take that."

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk sits and eats :burger: ....he then sets his head down on the bar......"bored"

[Ramoth]

OOC: Sorry I've been gone for like ever but I have this strange thing called a job. They like it when I go to work.

IC: Ramoth sits and looks around the room. Finally, realizing that no one else is making a move, jumps into the air knocking Kimem off his barstool and shouts "What are we doing just sitting here? We should be dancin, man! Or killin' some folks."

[MC_Fett]

tired of the babbling, Fett leaves the headquarters and gets in his lamborghini. He begins to drive down the road reallly fast when the theme to the cannonball run starts playing. Confused he gets out of the car and kicks it. the music stops............... he is still confused............

Bored of this car. He hits a combination of buttons on his arm pad. A deuce and a half then falls from the sky landing in the street and smashing a wad of meat.... " Now this is a car"

[Kimem]

OOC > Hey all, sorry ive not been posting - Person issues. I'm back now, I think. And Fett- the Deuce and a half...do you mean a Deuce and a quarter? Cuz a Deuce and a Half is a WW2 Tank, when the quarter is a car...>

[MC_Fett]

OOC: duh i ment a DEUCE and a half. I.E. grand theft auto 3......... tank fall from the sky. come on you're slow if you didnt get that one....

IC: Fett looks around and decides to get in the tank. He opens the hatch and begins to climb down. His sleeve gets caught on something and his armpad falls off unto his knowing. It then falls down the side of the tank and lands on the ground. He drives off not noticing the missing pad.

[Ramoth]

Ramoth runs outside as Fett leaves. Confused by the cannonball run music and the deuce and a half falling from the sky, she stops and squints into the sunlight. She reaches into the pocket of her long black trench coat and touches a button on her keychain. It makes a beeping noise and a door opens in the garage. A red Charger rolls out from the garage. She jumps in and activates the fluxcapacitor that she stole-I mean borrowed from Fett's Delorian and roars off to where Fett is sliding into the tank.

[Kimem]

Too lazy to move, Kimem finds himself alone in the HQ, accompanied by only quiet Xilk (the first time hes been quiet), and a wad of meat, recently pounded by Xilk. He waits.....and waits.....and waits....and waits some more....and waits even more....and more....and ...no more. He finnaly gets up and grabs the door handle of the door labeled "Garaje" and goes inside. He hops in his '46 ford and starts after Fett and Ramoth. He is at an insane distance away from them, and being in a 46 ford, isnt gaining very fast. As he is driving, he passes by a group of people hudled around Fett's arm-number-devise. The group start inserting a series of random number.

Kimem is forced to stop his car moments later by a mob of pedestrians in the street. They start beating his Ford with baseball bats and mallets. Confused, (as always) Kimem jumps out and starts running back to HQ, yelling "THEY'VE FOUND ME!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT THEY FOUND ME!!!"...

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, now gaining rapidly on Fett in the tank, is surprised at a pedestrian running alongside the charger. "How in the heck is he keeping up with me," she thought. "I've got a hemi in this thing." The pedestrian starts shouting and wielding a maglite, threatening to use it as a nightstick. Ramoth, still confused (as always, much like Kimem) accelerates even faster to pass Fett in the tank. She pulls a donut and stops. Pushing a series of buttons on the dash, she activates the arms devices. Several very large guns appear along the top and sides of the car. "Let's see them get past an armored charger."

[Kimem]

Kimem, totaly freaked out by now, remembers Xilk talk about his Tricked out scooter with a plazma ray on it. He runs into the garage to look for it. Nothing in there cept a few BMWs and the Micro bus.
Kimem looks around the hideout. Finnaly, with nowhere else to look, he plops down in the wad of beaten meat on the floor. He find something hard...he tugs...and out comes a scooter with a plazma ray on the front...

He washes the tricked out scooter off and busts out the back door screaming: "Take this you damn Libians!!!"

[Ramoth]

Ramoth pulls out her handy dandy super binoculars and scans the horizon. She sees...no wait, it can't be. It's Xilk's tricked out scooter with the Plasma ray on the front of it, but it's not Xilk riding it. It...It...It's Kimem! But he ran away screaming! Suddenly, a throng of pedestrians begin charging on Ramoth and her charger. So she charges on them in her charger with weapons fully activated. She launches a grenade and a banana into the crowd. Then, a loud SQUISH, BOOM can be heard across the valley.

[Ramoth]

OOC: Hey, I think we should either create an rp thread or join one as a group. I think that might be interesting. What do you guys think? BTW everyone have a good Christmas and New Years?

[XilkRedtear]

:D OOC: heh just got back from vacation...heh ok

IC: Xilk busts out of the bath room pulling up his pants looking around confusedly...he see some one taking his scooter so he runs to the window still pulling up his pants..."h_hey my scooter!....grrrr.....this is all that damn traders fault!." he looks around for the wadd of meat...he then walks over to the room he cant pronounce ( you know the one with all da cars in it)...well any ways he hops in finaly buttoning his pants, and jumps into a old brown pintoe....."ha ha eat my dust" he floors it as he backs up full speed into a wall........smoke and dust fils the air:extra6:

[Ramoth]

The banana and the grenade managed to knock out about a fourth of her pursuers. She started pushing random buttons on the control panel which did things like lift the car forty feet in the air on stilts and activate the hover conversion. Having never flown before, Ramoth freaks out and drives the car right into a treetop and gets stuck. Frustrated and a little scared, Ramoth radios Fett for help.

OOC: By the way, I will be moving soon so I will be out of the loop for a very long time seeing as I don't have a computer yet. I'll try to stay in contact. Always remember to save the llamas and never wear pink underwear on your head. Stay random.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk crawls out of the wreaked pintoe, dusting himself off.....he remembers he has his supa funkey fly freash jordan high top rockit boots on....he runs out into the drive way, puts his hands in the air and shoots into the sky.....only to discover he is now in a tree....."oh man!"....he waves his hands franticly hopeing for rescue. :eek:

[Ramoth]

Ramoth feels something hit the tree and rock it violently. She looks down only to see Xilk looking back up at her. Fett is not answering his radio, as he seems to be completely unengaged at the moment. Well, she thinks, it could be worse. Suddenly the tree starts to creak under the weight of the rather heavy charger. Then she remembers that Fett used to store his extra backpack jets in the trunk of the charger. Carefully she eases to the back of the car, climbs onto a swaying branch and pops the trunk. She grabs the jets as the car begins to slide through the tree top. The momentum of the car knocks her out of the tree but she manages to put the jets on in mid fall and fly up to Xilk who is still hanging in the tree. She grabs him by the leg and they fly to safety.

[XilkRedtear]

:eek: Xilk swings his arms franticly looking around...."aaaaa!!"......he looks up at Ramoth......"t-thanx i g-uess!".....he watches Ramoth climb higher up into the sky as she bairly hangs on to him by his legs....."err where we going?":extra11:

[MC_Fett]

<<OOC: Well im back been away for some time now. Maybe if we could convince ol' Kimem to return we could get this thing back into full swing. I had a great holiday i hope all of you did too.>>

<<IC: Fett came out from under his delorean. He had been working on the car trying to get it fixed. He realized his radio had been going off and then he decided to turn the receiver in helmet back on so the messages would be sent from his radio on his belt to the helmet. He saw that Ramoth had called him 48 8/9 times. "Wow maybe i should go find her." He mounted his jet pack back on his back and left out of the garage. He turned on the tracking system and began to follow her beacon. He burst off into the air in the direction indicated.

[Ramoth]

OOC: Wait...are we done with the pedestrian riot?

IC: Ramoth, still confused, landed with Xilk in the middle of a grassy field. In the distance she heard some singing and saw some elf-like creatures prancing in the distance. Strange, she thought, to see elves in the shire. No wait, that's another story. Ah well. "Where is everyone?" she thought out loud.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk stands up and dusts himself off. rubbing his head, he nods to Ramoth...."thanks again," he hears the singing in the background..."wh?......oh no!".....he pulls out his tow magnums and starts shooting towards the direction of the singing...."gaaa!.....its the Gun men!!"....get umm!!".

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, still in awe, looks to Xilk as he runs after the elves. "Wai..." she begins. But he is already gone. She smacks her forehead. Again. Why doesn't anyone listen to her? She sits down to wait for Fett or, more likely, the end of the world.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilks gose on shooting at the figures singing untill he runs out of rounds......he stops panting......"y-yea....that will teach um." he looks around " hey where did Ramoth go?........" he spots her where they landed, wateing for Mc_ Fett to arive.......he decides to walk over there...he holsters his guns and walks up to her..."so......wheres Fett?......and better question...wheres Kimem?...heh":sunny: ....(hehe sunny)

[MC_Fett]

Fett flew over the grassy area and saw Ramoth sitting on the ground below. he begins to land on the but suddenly realizes his jet pack is out of fuel and falls to the ground, landing with his head stuck in the ground and his legs waving madly. Smoke leaks from his jetpack.............

[Ramoth]

Ramoth scratches her forehead and once again postulates Fett's intelligence. She wonders where Kimem is and why he isn't still on Xilk's scooter. After much debate she decides to help Fett get his head unstuck from the ground, only to discover that Mandalorians are similar to ostriches.

[MC_Fett]

After recovering his head from the ground, Fett stood up straight as quickly as he could to make it seem as if nothing had happened. "Greetings! Where is our little friend? Ahh there h.... what the hell is he doing!?" Fett then turned and ran as fast as he could toward xilk in the anime style bow-legged-bent-knees-sharp-arm-movements type way in the general direction of Xilk.

[XilkRedtear]

:eek: Xilk steps to the side watching Mc_fett fly by him....."h-hey man watcha dooin?"....he holds his fists up redy to fight...."why?....what?.....heh i win!"...he dose a back flip then a leg sweep..."heh...whats wrong mr. fett?":p

[MC_Fett]

OOC: Xilk you just confused the hell out of me............ um if ya didnt know i had lost all of my jet fuel and was running (comically i might add) toward you , but neway...

IC: "Xilk! stay away from those creatures!" Fett jumped in front of him blocking his way." Those elvish things are evil and will deceive you into doing things like clipping their toe nails. .... My last partner was subjected to that........OH the horror!!!!"
Fett turned and drew a solitary blaster and began taking shots at the elvish people.

[Ramoth]

Ramoth wanted to run and hide under a blanket and shiver and cry from the sheer madness of it all. But instead she pulled out an elvish combination longbow and an arrow and placed it on the string, ready to pull back. She turned in every direction trying to find where she was aiming. Fett ducked and shook a fist at her as she swung it past his face. Then she aimed at the elvish creatures and pulled the string tight.

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: heh i know your jet pack ran out....you were running at me fast...thus meaning " fly by"....y'know comicly...heh

Xilk turns from Mc_Fett and looks tward the elf like creatures......"so we kill um?.....heh ok!":cool: ....Xilk once again pulls out his twin 44 magnums and starts firing at the elf like creatures..."Its no use....theres to many......they will kill us with there cuteness:lost:"...Xilk leaps to the ground firing at the elf's

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: on and eh.....just wondering.....with all these clan wars going on & shuch.....do we consitter ourselves a clan?....you think we will be partisapating in the clan wars?......juts wondering......kinda lost on the hole thing heh:p

PS: heh oh yea.....pardon the spelling

[Ramoth]

OOC: Clan wars? Guess I'm out of the loop...but that's usual.

IC: Ramoth aims the bow at the ground and shoots dangerously close to Fett's foot. "Hey guys!" She shouts. "Those aren't evil elves. That's my cousin Vinny. He's not evil, I promise. Maybe a little strange, but he's not evil. And those other folks, those are my college roommates. They may be evil, I'm not sure, but I think they're ok."
She waves in the direction of the elves. "Hey, guys! It's Ramoth! Come on over here and tell these goofs that you aren't the evil elves!"

[MC_Fett]

OOC: somebody want to get me back into the loop? I mean clan wars? I want to know exactly what it is....

IC: Fett replaced his blaster back into his holster to watch the approaching things. He kept his hand near the blaster just incase.

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: oh well...its all over the forms ...if ya wanna know...look it up.

IC: Xilk stands up and looks at the elfs...."Roomates?....heh any cute ones? heh heh"

[Ramoth]

OOC: Sorry, I've been so busy that the only place I ever go on the forums is here. I haven't a clue what the current forum events are. I'll check into it.

IC: Vinny and Ramoth's roommates approached looking rather confused. Finally they neared and Ramoth cleared her throat. "Hey guys, this is my cousin Vinny. He's a half-elf on his mother's side. And these are my three old roommates, Charis, Erwith, and Gwyneth. And these two um...well I'm not sure what they are but their names are MC Fett and Xilk. We're all members of the Aqua Team Hunger Force. Our president or whatever isn't here right now."

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk pokes MC fett....."hey fett....dony you think Gwyneth is hot?....heh i do........hey you should ask her out...i think she like you man!:p "...Xilk grins widly

[MC_Fett]

OOC: Yeah i dont ever read the current events either i play just in this forum and "On the Sign of the Spyglass". Its interesting.... Pirates, flying ships, and my really big ass double barrel revolver rifle.................. hehe.... Cant beat fire power.

IC: "THATS RIGHT!"
*strikes pose one arm straight up and one out to the side.*
"I AM MC FETT. DEFEND OF THE WEAK AND THOSE WITHOUT VISA!"
*strikes pose with legs straight and arms up to an arrow point*
*both arms go horizontal and his legs become bowlegged*
"MY FLASHING GUN! MY HANDSOME LOOKS(NOT THAT YOU CAN SEE THEM) MY SHINY ARMOR AND POWERFUL JET PACK!"

* arms stay horizontal but one leg bends forming a Karate Kid type pose. His helmet twinkles in the light*

"I AM THE TEMPORARY LEADER OF ....."
*forms an A with his body*
"AQUA!"
*forms a T *
"TEEN!"
* forms H*
"HUNGER!"
*forms a F*
"FORCE! We except Mastercard visa american express capitol and all arabian and canadian credit cards. French cards not excepted."
*big smile on his face*

[Ramoth]

Ramoth is stunned. "Riiiight. That's um...yeah that's Fett. He's got all the cars and cool gadgets so we let him out every once in a while."
Ramoth turns to the elves and converses with them in elvish, then turns back to Fett and Xilk. "They're on the run. They're running from the evil elves who are trying to take over everything. They want to know if we can help them."
Gwyneth steps forward as a spokesperson. "Our homeland has been devastated. Half our people have gone to the Undying Lands, and the other half have been scattered across the country. If we don't do something, the entire globe will be taken over by those horrible, terrible, ruthless things and they'll force us to clip their toenails and other unspeakable things. Will you help us?"

[MC_Fett]

"What kind of price are you offering? Money! weapons! magical items!? chinese sandles?!" seeing as how the pose was hurting he proceded to stand normal again.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk walks over to Gwyneth slily...."heh is that right?....well you can wory no more cute one...cause I'm ont it!...heh oh well...The Aqua Teem Hunger Force is on it....and we will see to it that you never have to clip your toe nails aganst your will ever again.....so....where are these Evil Elfs at.......just bring um to me.....the Sergent of the Meat Wadd Iglu Patrol...heh ( flexs his arm)..i'll take cair of um......heh and ol Ramoth and Fett can come along to if they want....heh......I'm cool :)..........

[Ramoth]

By this time Ramoth is unsure whether to feel insignificant or blatantly shocked. Taking matters into her own hands she declares, "Look, you guys can stay with us for a while. We'll have to discuss a plan of action before we go barging in the gates like we usually do. Last time that happened I ended up in a tree and we lost Kimem. So let's all get in the car-let's all walk back to HQ and figure out what we're going to do."
As she was saying this a bird fell out of the sky and knocked her to the ground.

[XilkRedtear]

heh...ok....i need a drink any way......(he starts walking back to the HQ)

[Ramoth]

Ramoth kicks the bird off of her (it is quite a large bird, species unknown) and wonders why there's a big rock tied around its neck. She also wonders why her head hurt, but that's not unusual. She examined the rock and found it to be a perfectly marvelous specimen of fossiliferous limestone. She also found a note attached to the rock. Realizing that she was being left, she yanked the rock and the note off of the dead bird and brushed the feathers off of her and ran after the others in the general direction of headquarters. Or so she thought.

[MC_Fett]

Realizing no one was impressed by his show of fanatical flexibility he proceded to follow the other back to headquarters. having no jet pack made the trip worse, because useless walking is stupid and...... useless. As he walked he thought "Boy if i had only gotten a chimpanzee instead of a babboon to install those new fuel cells."

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk returns to the HQ finding it over ru with spider monkies...he steps over a poo slinging monkie and walks up to the bar and takes a seat..."barkeep.....one wisky please" a monkies screems in reply and throws a glass accrost the room ..."ok yea...that glass was dirty"........

[Ramoth]

Ramoth falls through the doorway to HQ. Amid all the spider monkeys she sees...no, it can't be. A lemur! But not just any lemur. It's the Kender Lemur of Turning! This is the most powerful monkey on earth and knows everything. He, unlike Fett, accepts French credit cards, so Ramoth was safe.
"Hey! We could ask that guy what we need to do! Oh lemur, Kender Lemur of Turning, the world is being overrun by evil elves. What should we do?"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk hears the word Kender, and turns around to see if his wallit is still there......oh good it is..........or is it??????

[MC_Fett]

Fett walked in and saw the lemur standing there. He rushed over too it and started making obscene knock-knock jokes to it. " Knock knock"
lemur: " whos there?"
"My foot"
lemur: "my foot who?"
" My foot in your @$$ if you dont give me back that money you owe me for that supposedly real tapestry of the Monastary of the Shining Finger that wasnt authentic!"

OOC: o yeah, nice avatar of Knives Xilk.

[Ramoth]

Fett and the lemur stared at each other face to face. Finally the lemur backed down apologetically and felt for his wallet. Before pulling it out he shouted "Look! A diversion!". As Fett, Ramoth, and the others turned to look, the lemur took off and ran out the door and disappeared. Fett, Xilk, and Ramoth ran to the door to look for the lemur
"Huh. Oh well, he was a fake anyway," said Ramoth as she turned away from the door and walked to the bar to pour herself a drink.

[MC_Fett]

Fett was angry that the lemur got away. " I will not rest till all Kender Lemur of Turning debts are paid off and cartoon network decides that a man shooting a gun is no different than a giant robot shooting one!" Slightly confused by what he just said Fett began banging his head on the wall. Though it had no real effect because of his helmet but it made him feel better none the least.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk still sad that th bartending Spider monkey still refuses to serv him a drink....Xilk stands up and walks over to MC_Fett and Ramoth......."this place is goin down.....we realy need kimem....I miss the silly frut kake......wonder what he is doing right now"...suddenly a thought bubble apears above xilk's head with kimem inside, kimem was playing on a set of swings in a playground some where in the midwest..."ahh....poor kimem....soo lonely"

[Ramoth]

Ramoth remembered the rock and note that she had recovered from the dead bird. She immediately ripped open the note and began to read it out loud. "Hey guys! It's from Kimem!" she shouted. "It says, 'Have been captured by Libyan terrorists. Please help.' Oh no! What do we do?"

[XilkRedtear]

ha!...i hate Libya!..they kill people.......i dont :D

[XilkRedtear]

Lets just say that the evil elf's are from libya.......makes every thing soo simple.....i'll get a plain redy guy's

[Ramoth]

OOC: But I like my walberg story....fine. The evil elves are from libya.

Ramoth jumps to her feet and shouts "Libyans! But the evil elves are from Libya! Wow, this works out just great. We can find Kimem and rid the world of the evil elves!"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk pulls around the corner in a jiant 747 jet plain...his voice is heard over the loud speeker....."ok guys...i know its a bit big but...it is all i could find...get your gear togather and lets high taile it out of hear!"

[MC_Fett]

Fett prepared him self for combat. He straped on the combat vest. he crossed two .5mm bullet belts across his chest. Clipped on some grenades, checked his blaster rifles, and whipped out his Mini-gun and locked into it another 5mm belt. "Let's save the poor man!", he cried as he ran to load the jet.

[Ramoth]

Ramoth grabbed her twin Glock 18 .45s, strapped them to her leg holsters, then picked up some amo. She also picked up her trusty short dagger and a very big bolt action rifle which she sheathed behind her back. Just in case, she picked up her throwing knives and thought about taking her standard longbow but decided not to. She grabbed a snickers and headed out the door to the jet.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk revs up the plain and wate for all to get in........As they all get in (including a few chimps) they take off to save Kimem

[MC_Fett]

As the plane passed over the libyian air space Fett straped on his paraschute. He opened the door to the jet and jumped out. He fell for a long time and then pulled the cord to release the chute. Nothing happened................... He pulled frantically at it. The ground grew quickly closer. He then suddenly remembered that he had a jetpack. He turned it on and landed safely on the ground but he realized he was in the wrong place. He was actually 8 miles away at the local 7-11 of libya. He scared all the ppl in sight with his larger guns and ammunition. The police began to arrive and Fett decided he had to come up with some way to get himself out of this predicament.

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, still in the plane, turned to Xilk. "Hey! We forgot Vinny and the girls!" Seeing in the distance a small learjet following, she assumed that Vinny had found the keys in her desk drawer. Yep, it was Vinny alright.
Then she heard it. Fett's distress call. She quickly honed in on the signal and turned again to Xilk. "I'm going to save Fett. You and Vinny hold tight till we can find someplace to hide the planes." Then she took a flying leap out of the plane and activated her gliding shoot.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk turns to Ramoth..."eh?..whats going on...sorry i was playing my game boy pokit...heh 7th level..yaaaay!..oh heh sorry guys....the map says where in Canada.....wherever that is...heh"...

[Ramoth]

OOC: Bobcat on booze...I forgot to burn that song on my cd that I left at home.

IC: Ramoth hears Xilk scream something about Canada as she jumps out of the cargo hold. That would make sense, since the only place that would have something as senseless as a 7-11 would be Canada.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk stops the fet seeing Mc_fett , and Ramoth jump out......it ok the jet is a hover jet...or is it?......no its not!......the just falls to the ground with great speed...Xilk ejects from the jet.(not with out grabbing the few chimps he took along)...Xilk floats happly to the ground...chimps in hand...

[MC_Fett]

OOC: i dont know if this was just a typo or if you ment to do it this way but some ppl seem to think my name is Mc Fett............WELL IT ISNT! Its MC Fett like M-C as in like MC Hammer. You know a rapper or what ever they call those old school guys that no work at Burger King.

IC: "well this is quite a predicament you have gotten yourself into isnt it." fett thought. All of the local Libian ppl started to pull out large assault rifles. "Only one thing to do!'

Fett reaches into his Pocket and pulls out a blue crystal in an orange metal partial covering and handles on each side. The Libians looked on in amazment. "The Matrix!" they all said.
Fett put one hand in each handle slot and began to pull the cover into to pieces. Blue light started to pour out of the crystal *Music-"you got the touch"- can be heard in the background*

Fett suddenly grew two feet and began to look stronger and his jetpack became part of him. Blue light could be seen for miles away then it stopped and Fett dropped the two ends. "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERS GALVATRON!" he said to a nearby old lady.
The old reached up and pulled off her cloack and she was a decepticon. " Ha so you found me! But you wont be able to defeat me."
"THINK AGAIN! I JOINED WITH THE MATRIX! I AM FETTIMUS PRIME AND YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!"
the two locked fists. Now it was solely up to the stronger one.

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: Hey man i know your name, i'm a fellow MC chris fan.

yea man your back pac's got jets!........athf FOREVER!!!

[MC_Fett]

OOC: hehe ok. Lifes a bitch and im her pimp

Fettimus Prime began to punch Galvatron in the face repeatedly. He then held him up over his shoulders and through him into a nearby dumpster, knocking him out. "ive got libyians to deal with!" He yelled. He then shot off into the air at a sonic speed.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk shakes his head as he lands on the ground , with chimps in hand...he looks to see MC_Fett take off..."damn..now we got to chace um again...heh...oh well"

[MC_Fett]

Fettimus Prime saw Xilk land on the ground and decided to go help him out. He flew to where he though Xilk had grounded and landed nearby. He walked up to him "HELLO XILK. DO YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH THOSE CHIMPS?"

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, still confused, went into stealth mode and became invisible. She pulled one of the daggers out of her sheath and fought her way out of a circle of Libyans. After she was free she electronically summoned a space fighter jet and jumped in it to follow after Fett and Xilk.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk stands up and dusts himself off.....keeping what dignity he had left...only there was a chimp hanging on his left leg.....he looks at Fett..."umm...that would be great"

[Ramoth]

Ramoth flew ahead and caught up with Fettimus Prime and Xilk and the chimps. She radioed Fett but remembered that she was still stealthed and a jet with a stealthed pilot probably looked to all others as just plain freaky.
"Fett!" She radioed, "I just had an idea. What if we locate the compound and hit them with a banana blitz?"

[MC_Fett]

Fett radioed back "a Banana Blitz? Look i know Aqua Teen Hunger Force was having some serious cutbacks but i mean........bananas?" he shook his head sadly


OOC: Go to Razoric.com and then go to VG parodies and then watch the "Metal Gear" parody and while your there watch the Altered Beast and Final Fantasy Trilogy

[Ramoth]

Ramoth patiently explained that the bananas were exploding bananas with a 16 foot blast radius. Then she hit a bird and began to spiral out of control when she miraculously regained control just in time to miss the ground and a hitchhiker with a blue bag and a pink towel over his shoulder.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk gets redy for Ramoth's plan , But suddenly all the chimps jump at
Ramoth at the word banana, knocking Xilk down to the ground once again...."oh no...my children!!..come back to momma!!....err i mean dada...heh"

[MC_Fett]

Fettimus Prime looked at Xilk, shocked. "Xilk i didnt know you were like that," he yelled. "I mean how??...." Fettimus Prime then ran over to Xilk and gave him a big bear hug. "You are so lucky! I wish i had a little Mini-Fettimus walking around......but hey,"he whispered in Xilks ear," why are they monkeys?"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk blushes a bit..."err well they arnt realy mine per say...more like the porperty of the san diego zoo....I just grew so attached a to them"....he looks at the chimps as they seam to be taking appart Ramoths Banana machine thingy..."hey, stops now!...c'mon...leave nice Ramoth alone"....

[MC_Fett]

Fettimus Prime was a little confused but went along with Xilk neway. He walked over to the the chimps and started to pull them off of the machine. "Get off you loonies!" he yelled "We dont have time to deal with you! You like a bunch of monkeys!" Fettimus stopped suddenly and dropped the monkeys on their heads. "Hey wait..........," he contemplated," they are monkeys...."he picked up a chimp by the neck "....ARENT YOU! YOU CANT FOOL ME! PRETENDING TO BE AN ORANGATANG!"

[XilkRedtear]

Xlk raises an Eye brow and snaches the Chimp from Fettemus prime's hands...."you should be ashamed of your self!" he grabs Fett by the ear (even thow he has a helmit on...dont ask)...."thats a time out mister......"...he petts the chimp on the head softly....."its ok little one...hear..go chew off the arms of the libyn over there...go now...run along"...

[MC_Fett]

Fettimus sits down in designated "Time Out" area. "This is childesh!" he complained. "Why do i have to sit here!" he waited until Xilk wasnt looking and then ran outof the time out area. "HAHAHAHA!" he yelled with his arms over his head as he ran off wildly.

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk pears at FEtt threw thin pearing like eye slits , his arms crossed......"ok..fine...no toy whean we go to MC donalds.....HA!"

OOC: umm...sorry to say....I realy dont think Kimem is coming back.....tis a sad thing it is....

[MC_Fett]

OOC: i personally know him and he says he will get on and post, possibly, if we can get him back from the Libyians.

Fettimus came back a few minutes later he was wearing an oversized dinosaur costume. "hello there!" he yelled "i came up with the perfect plan! We scare em away! huh?!.....good idea or what!....................hey!..................DON T YOU THINK SO!"

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk srinks back in horror..."UGAAAAAAA!!!....AAAAAAA......(takes a breath)...."AAAAAAAAA!!!!!"...thats all he could say befor he was a dot in the distance.......i guess Fett diddent know Xilks greatest fear was fake donosaures...

[Ramoth]

Ramoth, once again, smacks herself in the forehead. Unsure why she even tries anymore, she glares at Fett. She looks sadly at her banana launcher that has been destroyed by Xilk's er...whatever they are. "Allright, so we still don't know where Kimem is. We just lost Xilk because YOU scared him. We're never going to find Kimem." She sat down on a rock and cried. "Oh, the shame! The horror! Kimem, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I couldn't save you. I'm sorry, brother." She felt an arm on her shoulder. Turning around expecting to see Fett, she saw a giant sea monkey named Tom.

OOC: I think Kimem is coming back. After all, he really is my brother. I can beat him or something.
Oh yeah, I'll be gone for a really long time. Or a week. Whichever comes first. I'm going to England!!! Woohoo!

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: kick ass..going to England!...I wanna go...make a stop in sacramento lol.......man...I miss Kimem.....COME BACK KIMEM!!!!!

IC: Xilk finds him self walking threw a bizzar...people almost throwing there merchindaice at him for him to buy it....and some actualy throwing stuff at him......Xilk picks up a apple and takes a bite...a small man runs up to him angry and starts yelling at him..."baglaba!..dat too too!, nip-gon-tekola!"....Xilk shrugs.......most likly the man was angry cause diddent pay for his apple...but Xilk payed no heed to the verry angry, harry, little man....suddenly a rather large man stands in front on Xilk, bat in hand, and a grin on his face.... the man starts to speek.."you not welcome hear"...Xilk only grins....."you no speekum engorash good!...you a smellum bad"......this seamed only to anger the man..........hmmmmm what would Xilk do next?......

[MC_Fett]

Fett walked over to where Ramoth was and started to think of a where Kimem might be. He paced back and forth for about ten minutes before he stopped and pointed his finger in the air. "I KNOW! HE IS AT A COMPUTER SOMEWHERE PLAYING DARK AGE OF CAMELOT!......................nah that was a silly thought. Ill try to with hold stupid coments like that."

[XilkRedtear]

Xilk looks up at the giant man, a slight grin slides accrost his face. Xilk walks strate up to the man and asks.."pardon me...but i'm looking for my clan leader kimem...have you seen him?"

This did not seam to make the giant man happy....actualy, it seamed to piss him off....the giants fasce burned bright red, he screams in anger.."Bagala BuBu..Eeep Eeep..Chacka Lacka DitaKooNaa!!".....

Xilk shrugs..."no?..oh to bad"...The man brings his giant arm to smash xilk, but xilk steps out of the way..."ok i just asked!....you dont have to be rude buddy!"

[Ramoth]

OOC: England rocked! It was wonderful. And there were real British people, Fett.

IC: Ramoth thinks to herself, I'll bet Kimem is off somewhere playing Dark Age of Camelot. Realizing that Fett had already said that, she smacked herself in the forehead. Then she turns to the sea monkey named Tom and says, "Didn't I see you in St. Louis?"

[XilkRedtear]

OOC: Welcome back Ramoth....I hope ya had a helluva time :D.

IC: The rather Large man gose to swing his giant massave humongo arm at xilk again to crush , whean Xilk grabs the mans arm and starts to swing him in a circle, like in the cartoons....."WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"....said xilk. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!", replyed the now giant baby....

Xilk lets go as the man flys a great distance...actualy he lands right in front od Ramoth and MC Fett....wacky eh?

[MC_Fett]

OOC: dont know if neone noticed but i havent been on much due to technical difficulty with my pc. But im back now. Back online, back on duty............you know like Robocop.

IC: Fett noticed that the giant was now assaulting Xilk. Fett ran off behind a rock and came back wearing nothing but a long robe-like tunic-thingy, a samurai sword, and his Helmet. "NOW IM READY TO COMBAT YOU GIANT!" he yelled, drawing his sword and charging into battle.

[Ramoth]

OOC: I did have a nice time. I'm very tired though. We walked A LOT. Oh yeah, my computer's being retarded too. The network's been down so I may be in and out.

IC: Ramoth coughs in the dust that Xilk kicks up when he lands. She turns to Tom, who never answered her question, but instead had started singing "St. Louis Blues". She tossed a squishy frog at his head to shut him up, but missed. However, the frog bounced away, and the giant sea monkey ran after it.
Ramoth then proceded to join Fett in defending Xilk from the giant. She reached into her leather shoulder bag and pulled out a long staff with a knot at the end and summoned an aura of purple energy around herself, making her hair fly like it was being blown like a wind. She spoke in a very deep, dark, and demanding voice, "Giant, you shall no longer harass this man or his party."

[Ramoth]

OOC: Is it just me, or is there nothing to do these days? I'm so bored I'm watching reruns of Law and Order and eating toast with butter and jam. You hear me! BORED!!!! Ok, sorry, i'll shut up now...