King In Yellow
09-30-2004, 05:29 PM
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The following information is classified RED
Clearance. All clones of INFRARED Clearance
reading this document should proceed to the
nearest Termination Booth for immediate
execution. Have a nice daycycle!
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Subliminal Advertisement now activated.
SERVE THE COMPUTER. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer will help you to become happy. This will drive you crazy.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.
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Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. Can you doubt The Computer?
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Of course, The Computer is right.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. This is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens in Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which are more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Alpha Complex is in dire need of help! The Commie Mutant Traitors are crawling out of their filthy holes and are trying to fight The Computer. We can't let such filth defeat Friend Computer (Although this is not to suggest that The Computer could ever be defeated)! So...
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Join the Troubleshooters!!!
You will find Trouble, and you will Shoot it!
Friend Computer wants YOU!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer wants you to show your interest in this. Come on, you know you're interested! Who wouldn't be interested in a post-apocalyptic/dystopic version of the future that is filled with intrigue and humor! That's right, only Commie Mutant Traitors. Friendless Commie Mutant Traitors, to be exact.
So, what are you waiting for! Just post up that your interested.
NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!
USES A FRIENDLY D20 SYSTEM!
Come join us from 7 o'clock to whenever o'clock every Monday and Tuesday (we'll see about weekends). THE COMPUTER COMMANDS YOU TO OBEY HIS SERVANT!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
BUY FLORIDA ORANGES!!!!
Subliminal Advertisement now deactivated.
Post 'er up all ready! Just say something like: I am strangely drawn to your interesting proposition. I am available at the times specified. (which is local time, like when you posted this up at around 5:31 PM). I have good RPing skills and have experience with betraying people, as I do it with my friends all the time. I also have AIM which, while almost evil incarnate, is required.
My chat handle is Tindalian in case anone wants to contact me that way.
Oh yeah, and anyone who is traitor please raise your right hand. Then pick up a laser gun with your left hand. Then bludgeon yourself to death. We will not waste energy with loyal traitors.
NGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWAR
The following information is classified RED
Clearance. All clones of INFRARED Clearance
reading this document should proceed to the
nearest Termination Booth for immediate
execution. Have a nice daycycle!
NINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWA
**********************************
Subliminal Advertisement now activated.
SERVE THE COMPUTER. THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer will help you to become happy. This will drive you crazy.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. Can you doubt The Computer?
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Of course, The Computer is right.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. This is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens in Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which are more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises.
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Alpha Complex is in dire need of help! The Commie Mutant Traitors are crawling out of their filthy holes and are trying to fight The Computer. We can't let such filth defeat Friend Computer (Although this is not to suggest that The Computer could ever be defeated)! So...
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
Join the Troubleshooters!!!
You will find Trouble, and you will Shoot it!
Friend Computer wants YOU!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
The Computer wants you to show your interest in this. Come on, you know you're interested! Who wouldn't be interested in a post-apocalyptic/dystopic version of the future that is filled with intrigue and humor! That's right, only Commie Mutant Traitors. Friendless Commie Mutant Traitors, to be exact.
So, what are you waiting for! Just post up that your interested.
NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!
USES A FRIENDLY D20 SYSTEM!
Come join us from 7 o'clock to whenever o'clock every Monday and Tuesday (we'll see about weekends). THE COMPUTER COMMANDS YOU TO OBEY HIS SERVANT!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
JOIN THE PARANOIA CHAT!!!!
BUY FLORIDA ORANGES!!!!
Subliminal Advertisement now deactivated.
Post 'er up all ready! Just say something like: I am strangely drawn to your interesting proposition. I am available at the times specified. (which is local time, like when you posted this up at around 5:31 PM). I have good RPing skills and have experience with betraying people, as I do it with my friends all the time. I also have AIM which, while almost evil incarnate, is required.
My chat handle is Tindalian in case anone wants to contact me that way.
Oh yeah, and anyone who is traitor please raise your right hand. Then pick up a laser gun with your left hand. Then bludgeon yourself to death. We will not waste energy with loyal traitors.